1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,373 [ whistling sprightly tune ] 2 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,823 [ indistinct conversations ] 3 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,425 Oh, there's Quite a crowd. 4 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,427 It's almost as big As when they left. 5 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,329 We won't have To wait much longer. 6 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,697 I just talked To raleigh. 7 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,633 Their plane landed Right on time. 8 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,702 Of course, the bus Is 20 minutes late. 9 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,170 Oh, it's exciting. 10 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,605 Exciting. 11 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,640 I just can't wait For bee to get here. 12 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:42,210 She'll have such Exciting things to tell us. 13 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:44,812 Opie wrote and said He had the autographs 14 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,447 Of 22 hollywood stars. 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,616 Hey, the bus! 16 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,584 [ all shouting ] 17 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,426 Hey, ope! 18 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:02,630 Isn't this wonderful? 19 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,298 Hello, clara. 20 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:05,699 Oh, bee! 21 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,703 Oh, you look Wonderful. 22 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,405 And you look suntanned. 23 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,541 Did you get Audie murphy? Did you? 24 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,675 How are you? 25 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,511 Oh, you better Come here to me. 26 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:18,512 Hi, andy. 27 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,747 Hey, floyd. 28 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,116 Gee, I thought we left All the movie stars 29 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,351 In hollywood. 30 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:24,785 Missed the fire Out of you. 31 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,321 It seems like you've Been gone for a year. 32 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,323 Oh, clara, it was Like a dream. 33 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,325 The studio lent us A limousine 34 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,326 And a chauffeur. 35 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,327 A chauffeur? 36 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:34,728 He wanted To be an actor. 37 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:35,896 His name was john. 38 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,332 Of course, that was His stage name. 39 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:39,700 His real name Was bob. 40 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:40,868 We called him bob. 41 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,237 Here he is, Goober. 42 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,738 Audie murphy. 43 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,474 Look at the way He makes a "Y." 44 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,242 Boy, that's a Good-looking "Y." 45 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,643 Wish I had a "Y" in my name. 46 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,745 Tony curtis made A good one, too, see? 47 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:52,746 Yeah. 48 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,215 Wait a minute. 49 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,483 Doris day. 50 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,484 Wow, wow. 51 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:57,818 Rock hudson. Whoo! 52 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,453 Kirk douglas. Whoo! 53 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:00,754 Dean martin. 54 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,490 Dave snider... 55 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,525 Who's dave snider? 56 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:05,893 Necktie salesman. 57 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:07,661 Sunglasses fooled us. 58 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,830 Opie, did you Actually talk 59 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,532 To all Those stars? 60 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,401 Oh, and we saw Their homes. 61 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,236 You did? Whose? Whose? 62 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,371 Well, see, they have These bus tours 63 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,806 And we saw Jack benny's house 64 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,474 And debbie reynolds' House... 65 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:22,443 I bet jack benny's Got a nice house. 66 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,245 He's not really Cheap, you know. 67 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,746 And cesar romero's House. 68 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:26,880 Oh, my dreamboat. 69 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,916 Oh, he has the most Beautiful home. 70 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,651 Andy, tell them About that. 71 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,386 Tell them About that one, paw. 72 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,721 That was A real big one. 73 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:34,722 We were standing 74 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,390 Right in front Of his house. 75 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:37,525 Did you see cesar? 76 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:38,692 Well, no. 77 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,394 But I found his newspaper! 78 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:41,862 Oh, my goodness! 79 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,764 What a trip You had! 80 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,932 Andy, a delivery truck 81 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,634 Stopped by Your house yesterday 82 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,936 And left a big bunch Of packages and crates. 83 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,204 Bee: Oh, andy! 84 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,506 They've arrived! They've arrived! 85 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,308 I watched them Unloading. 86 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,809 What is all this, bee? 87 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,378 It's a big surprise. 88 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,412 Tell them. 89 00:02:58,446 --> 00:02:59,580 What kind Of a surprise? 90 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,215 You'll find out. 91 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,750 Andy, the luggage? 92 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,323 Isn't this something? 93 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,292 I just don't Believe it. 94 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,427 Oh, they're all Beautiful. 95 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:16,330 But, bee, how can You afford all this? 96 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:17,765 Well, that's Just it. 97 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,667 That's the big surprise. 98 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,869 Where did you get These things, aunt bee? 99 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,438 I won them On television. 100 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,773 On televis...? 101 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,309 You know that show Win or lose? 102 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,710 Aunt bee was on that 103 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,346 And she was the Sweepstakes winner. 104 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,315 We were right in The studio audience. 105 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,816 I watch that show Every week. 106 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,251 I didn't see you On it. 107 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,387 I haven't been on yet. I'm on tonight. 108 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,555 Tonight? How can you Be on tv tonight 109 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:42,856 And here at The same time? 110 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,992 Well, they tape it, Goober, in advance. 111 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,794 You mean you're Actually going 112 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:47,861 To be on tv? 113 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:48,962 That's Wonderful. 114 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,398 Why didn't You write me? 115 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:51,732 Well, she Wouldn't let me. 116 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,334 Andy, I don't See the coat. 117 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,568 It'll come. It'll come. 118 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:57,371 Imagine, bee taylor On television. 119 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,373 Look at all These prizes. 120 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,675 Refrigerator, Washing machine 121 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,377 Tv, dishwasher. 122 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:04,512 Hey, what's this? 123 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,314 It's an ice crusher, goob. 124 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,015 Crushes up the Ice real good. 125 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,351 Whoo! 126 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,519 You've got To see that. 127 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:12,920 It makes its Own ice cubes. 128 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,388 You know how Much trouble 129 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,390 You have with Your icebox? 130 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:17,558 How the tray sticks 131 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,693 And how hard it is To get the ice out? 132 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:20,794 Not with this. 133 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,062 It's like A miracle. 134 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,364 It's ingenious. 135 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,598 Now look in here. 136 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,467 What's that Little thing? 137 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,768 Automatic defroster. 138 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,770 And look at this Sliding drawer. 139 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,672 Look at those Sliding drawers. 140 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,874 Andy, these things Are worth a fortune. 141 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,042 How did she do it? 142 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:37,044 I would have been Frightened to death. 143 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,812 Aunt bee wasn't Scared at all-- 144 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,748 Except when she Forgot her name. 145 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,985 [ loud clattering ] 146 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:48,055 Aunt bee: Goober! Opie! 147 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,558 Please, I don't want You to break that. 148 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,494 Makes more noise than Mr. Wilson's fan belt. 149 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,663 I'll show you how It works later. 150 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,498 Everybody, Listen, listen. 151 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:58,666 Please, everybody. 152 00:04:58,699 --> 00:04:59,967 Now, before I forget 153 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,470 I want you all To come over tonight 154 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,737 And watch the show. 155 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,606 [ all rejoicing ] 156 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,076 Oh, andy, you didn't Have to do this. 157 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,644 Yes, I did have to. 158 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,646 The minute I saw it, I knew it was for you. 159 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,448 Oh, I wonder What it could be. 160 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,917 Wait till you see. 161 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,452 There. 162 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:21,422 Well, it's beautiful. 163 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:22,790 I thought You'd like it. 164 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,093 Oh, I love it. It's just beautiful. I love it. 165 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,929 See, it says "Hollywood" Right across it. 166 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,131 There's a zipper Back here. 167 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,702 You can just unzip it like that, Take the cushion... 168 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,504 There's a box. 169 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:40,040 I'll be dogged. Wonder what that is. 170 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:43,377 [ gasps ] Oh, andy! 171 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,413 Oh, They're beautiful! 172 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:48,048 And I was ready To settle for the pillow. 173 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,983 Oh, They're just gorgeous. 174 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,019 With aunt bee winning All those expensive prizes, 175 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,954 I got to keep up The front, you know. 176 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,790 If you're gonna be seen with me, You got to look right. 177 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,826 Oh, andy, They're just stunning. 178 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,495 Oh, thank you. Oh. 179 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,931 Now I know how aunt bee Must feel. 180 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,901 Mmm. 181 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,538 You know, that tv show's Going to start pretty soon. 182 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,606 We'd better be Getting over there. 183 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,776 All right, miss taylor, You have just ten more seconds. 184 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,878 Now, think, Miss taylor, think. 185 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,481 [ countdown music ] 186 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,816 I don't think she's Going to get it. 187 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,719 Oh, goober, she's already Won-- we know that. 188 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,087 Oh, yeah. 189 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,623 Just four more seconds. 190 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,561 Allspice or cinnamon? 191 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,696 Cinnamon with Custard filling. 192 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,730 That's right! 193 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,432 Cinnamon with Custard filling! 194 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:39,933 [ all cheering ] 195 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,503 All right, Aunt bee! 196 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,672 I thought you weren't Going to get it. 197 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,640 [ laughing ] I was kind of scared there 198 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,175 For a minute myself. 199 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,511 Mama always made that pie Out of lemon filling. 200 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,979 'course it never was Any good. 201 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,181 I'm going to tell her To make it out of custard. 202 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,083 That was a tricky one, Miss taylor. 203 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,652 Most people think that's made With lemon filling. 204 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,521 See? I told you Mama always 205 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:02,990 Made that with Lemon filling. Goober... 206 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,458 With that answer 207 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,527 You've become our Grand sweepstakes winner! 208 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,530 And now, Let's pull the curtain. 209 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,599 [ fanfare ] 210 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:14,101 Well, here are All your prizes. 211 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,804 Quite a haul, Eh, miss taylor? 212 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,772 Oh, my goodness! 213 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,007 All these things for me? 214 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,108 That's right! 215 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:22,810 I bet you'll be the envy 216 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,012 Of all the folks Back in mayberry. 217 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:28,716 Oh, yes! Nobody back home Has things like these. 218 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:33,253 Oh, I can't wait For my friends to see them. 219 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,222 Well, it's been A real pleasure 220 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,090 Having you on the Show, miss taylor. 221 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,692 Before you go 222 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,161 Would you like to say hello To the folks back home? 223 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,697 I'd love to say hello To clara and myra 224 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:46,634 Little johnny paul and helen, And let's see... 225 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,035 You're forgettin' goober. 226 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,703 She's gettin' to you, Goober. 227 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,238 And judd and otis... 228 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,774 Uh, anyone else? 229 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,209 Didn't mention me, either. 230 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,978 How soon we forget. 231 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,147 Oh, yes-- and floyd! 232 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,982 What about goober? 233 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,651 And goober. 234 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,853 She got to You, goober. 235 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,756 Congratulations once Again, bee taylor. 236 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,859 Well, that's it for Tonight on win or lose. 237 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,126 See you next week. 238 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,597 [ theme music playing ] 239 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,098 [ all cheering ] 240 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,834 Aunt bee, you were Just marvelous! 241 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,135 [ turns tv off ] 242 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,270 Thank you. 243 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,738 You were so calm! 244 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,107 Well, I was a little nervous At first 245 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,143 But I got used to the cameras And the lights-- 246 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,645 And jack was so nice. 247 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,280 Jack? 248 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,148 Jack smith-- he's the emcee. 249 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,617 Guess how old he is. 250 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:39,019 Oh-- what? 32, 33? 251 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,554 Forty-four. 252 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,955 Clara: No! 253 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,624 Forty-four years old. 254 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,693 It's the makeup and the lights. 255 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:48,161 Oh, they do wonders-- That's the secret. 256 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,931 I did look younger On television, didn't I? 257 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,833 You looked... Good. 258 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,037 At least ten years younger. 259 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,773 [ motor whirring, stopping ] 260 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,976 I didn't touch That ice crusher-- I didn't do it. 261 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,878 Goober, I just don't Want it broken! 262 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,647 Floyd: Yes, he did! 263 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,682 Look at his face! Guilty! 264 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:09,950 There's no harm done. 265 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,019 How about we have Lemonade and cake now? 266 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,854 All ready, And it's coming up. 267 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,589 Can I help, aunt bee? 268 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,125 First, I want everybody To come in the kitchen. 269 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,927 You've got to see Everything. 270 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,128 They've already Seen everything. 271 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,195 Well, floyd hasn't! 272 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,664 Besides, everything's In place. 273 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:24,965 Come on, clara. 274 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,066 Andy: Well... 275 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,901 Come on, ope. 276 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,871 Oh... Just like In the magazines. 277 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,205 Isn't that wonderful, Clara? 278 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,341 It fits in right where The old one was. 279 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,709 No, that's fine. 280 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:36,877 Just perfect! 281 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,846 And look at The inside. 282 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,715 Do you like it, floyd? 283 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,651 Oh... I like it. 284 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,186 And look at Our washing machine 285 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:47,287 And the dryer... 286 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,822 And the dishwasher. 287 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,824 Look how perfectly That fits in there. 288 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,192 It's-it's the Deluxe model. 289 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,962 Aunt bee, don't you think We can go ahead and have 290 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,229 The cake and lemonade? 291 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,365 Oh, you have to see The homemaker's helper. 292 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,700 Look at this-- 293 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,334 Turn on the water, Flip on the switch 294 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,170 And gr-r-r-r, the Garbage is all gone. 295 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,205 We've seen it before, bee. It's very nice. 296 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,239 But floyd hasn't. 297 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,175 I wish I had some garbage. 298 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,778 Just when you want garbage, You don't have any. 299 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,045 Goober, give me that. 300 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,114 [ mouth full ] I'm not finished yet! 301 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,382 There's a lot more. 302 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,785 But that one had icing All over it. 303 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,420 Now, watch-- On goes the water 304 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,657 On goes the switch And... G-r-r-r! 305 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,792 [ motor running ] 306 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,059 Isn't that something?! 307 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,861 [ water draining ] 308 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,129 It came in Very handy. 309 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,664 I don't know what I'd do 310 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,833 Without my disposal And dishwasher. 311 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,837 A dishwasher! I think I missed the dishwasher. 312 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,807 Oh! It's no trouble To show you. 313 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,274 Look, floyd, look-- 314 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,376 You push this... 315 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,379 Up comes the lid And here's the basket 316 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,381 In which you put All of your silver... 317 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,359 Morning, floyd. 318 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,696 Hi, andy. [ yawns ] 319 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,999 Well, surely you can't be sleepy This early in the morning. 320 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,701 It was your party Last night. 321 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,436 I didn't get home Till almost 10:00. 322 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,839 You can't do that In the middle of the week. 323 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,774 You burn yourself out. 324 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,709 Sorry. You were about The last one to leave. 325 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,977 It's not my fault! 326 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,979 I tried to get away, Andy, 327 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,115 But miss bee just kept on Talking and talking. 328 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,384 Oh, I tried, andy. 329 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,287 Well, I guess she was a little Excited about all her prizes. 330 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,922 Oh, got me excited, Too. 331 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,457 I didn't sleep a wink All night. 332 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,159 I had a nightmare. 333 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,162 I dreamt I was chased By a garbage disposal. 334 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,765 Gee, floyd, I'm sure sorry-- 335 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,867 Had to sleep With the light on, 336 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,303 Just like a baby. 337 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,873 She sure won some beautiful Prizes, though, didn't she? 338 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,507 Yes, They were beautiful. 339 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,810 Expensive, too. Yeah. 340 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,045 Uh... 341 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,313 Say, I don't know 342 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,082 Whether you know This or not, andy 343 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,250 But some of the people At that party last night 344 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,086 They got kind Of worked up. 345 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,021 They were jealous, I guess. 346 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,156 Jealous? Like who? 347 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:06,459 Oh, I couldn't say who. 348 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:10,063 They told me not to say, So I couldn't say. 349 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,134 Well... 350 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:22,375 It was clara, myra tucker, Mrs. Robinson and jenny peters. 351 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,211 Well, I can't see that. 352 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,947 If they won some prizes Like that 353 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,782 They'd be excited, too. 354 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:32,019 Aunt bee hasn't changed, I know that. 355 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,220 Oh, yeah? 356 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,223 Well, just take A look behind you. 357 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,362 It came, andy, It came. 358 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,864 Isn't it beautiful? 359 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,833 Oh, that's really Something. 360 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:46,967 Oh, that's soft. 361 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,568 Oh, that's soft. 362 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,004 It's genuine ranch mink. 363 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,906 Ranch mink?! 364 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,976 Oh, I think this is The nicest prize of all. 365 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,145 All the others Are so practical 366 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,080 And this is so Impractical. 367 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,581 For this time Of year, anyway. 368 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,384 Aren't you a little warm? It's 82. 369 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,253 Well, there's A little breeze. 370 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,255 Well, I just wanted You to see it. 371 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,522 Aren't you going home? 372 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,959 No. I thought As long as I'm downtown 373 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,393 I'd stop At the beauty shop 374 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,062 And say hello To the girls. 375 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,396 It's saturday. 376 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,203 The reason I know it came... 377 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,238 Clara, wait. What'd you say? 378 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,840 The reason I know it came 379 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,376 Is because claude From the post office 380 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,945 Told me that he delivered A package 381 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,881 From dorsey furs, Hollywood. 382 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:34,882 How big? 383 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,184 Oh, about like that. 384 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,920 Probably Full-length. 385 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,421 I imagine so. 386 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,990 Oh, beth, you know I want 387 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,858 That upswept effect On the right. 388 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:45,859 I know, clara. 389 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,194 Italian style. 390 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,998 Clara, did he stay While she opened the package? 391 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,299 No. He said He tried to 392 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,968 But that she took it Away from him at the door. 393 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,503 Do you want bangs, Too, clara? 394 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,338 Are they wearing Bangs in italy? 395 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,974 I don't know. I live in the back. 396 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,475 Guess who's coming. 397 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,476 Bee. 398 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,946 And guess what she's wearing. 399 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,348 Well, it's of no Importance to me. 400 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,917 Hello, girls. 401 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,453 I was just passing by And I thought I'd say hello. 402 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,487 Hello. 403 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,589 Hello, bee. New coat? 404 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,591 Mm-hmm. It's one Of the prizes. 405 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,094 It just came. Isn't it beautiful? 406 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,662 Very nice. 407 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,365 Is that that dyed squirrel? 408 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,300 Dyed squirrel?! 409 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,569 It's ranch mink. 410 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:33,340 There are different qualities, I suppose. 411 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,276 Aren't those full-length coats Awfully heavy? 412 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,545 I know I'd never be able To wear one. 413 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,413 Me, either. 414 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,482 It's as light as a feather. I don't even know I have it on. 415 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,484 Look at the color, Isn't it beautiful? 416 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,619 I understand it's one Of the new shades-- 417 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,654 Burnt autumn. 418 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,289 Very nice. 419 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,492 Is that the kind that turns red After the first year? 420 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,161 I don't think it should. 421 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,429 It's from dorsey furs In hollywood-- 422 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,998 Furrier to the stars. 423 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,099 Oh. 424 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,501 Oh, my goodness, A gray hair. 425 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:05,538 I must have missed it With the dye. 426 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,573 Oh, well 427 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,241 We're all getting Them, clara. 428 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,143 I guess I better Be running along. 429 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,311 Oh, oh, don't forget-- 430 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,380 Lunch at my house Tomorrow, 1:00 sharp 431 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,082 And there'll be seven of us. 432 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,117 Oh, I want to show you girls 433 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,086 Some new features About the refrigerator. 434 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,153 Toodle-oo. 435 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,297 Did you know 436 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,166 She's been walking All over town wearing it? 437 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,467 It's mink. 438 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,004 Yeah, she told me. 439 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,539 They're vicious Little animals, you know? 440 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,740 They are? 441 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,043 Yeah. I didn't tell Her that, of course. 442 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,144 Oh, no. 443 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,279 She's sure up in The clouds, though 444 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,280 Isn't she? 445 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,281 Way up. 446 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,416 Yeah. 447 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:02,062 That's a united states Government license plate. 448 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,330 Looks like trouble. 449 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,573 I wonder if you might Tell me 450 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,108 Where I could Find a phone. 451 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,509 You wanted to Call somebody? 452 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,445 Well, yes, that's The general idea. 453 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,447 You with the united states Government, ain't you? 454 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,648 Yes. 455 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,783 I could tell By your license plate. 456 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,019 How are things With the government? 457 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,587 Just fine. 458 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,755 Now, a phone. 459 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,657 Got one right here In the shop. 460 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,059 You just pick it up 461 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,227 And you ask sarah For whoever you want. 462 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,428 And there's no charge-- 463 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:36,529 Government business. 464 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,530 Thank you. 465 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,765 Anybody in particular 466 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,233 You wanted to call? 467 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,468 Yes. Mr. Andrew taylor. 468 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,536 He does live In town, doesn't he? 469 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,072 Yeah, he's the sheriff. 470 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,806 His office is Right next door. 471 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,741 I'll take you And introduce you. 472 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,783 Come on. 473 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,751 Andy, this man Wants to see you 474 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,487 And he's from The government. 475 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,488 Oh? 476 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,056 My name is heathcote. 477 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,492 I'm with the internal Revenue service. 478 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,494 Well, what can I do for you? 479 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,497 Floyd, he's from the internal Revenue service! 480 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,698 Sit down, Won't you? 481 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,167 It's about those prizes Your aunt won 482 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,435 On that quiz show. 483 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,703 Oh, they're Beautiful. 484 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,638 She won an Ice crusher And everything. 485 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,241 Goober. What about the prizes? 486 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,411 Well... 487 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,614 I don't know if you'd Consider the matter private. 488 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,449 It's all right. You can talk in front of me. 489 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,683 I work At the filling station. 490 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,752 Go ahead, mr. Heathcote. 491 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,254 Well, now... 492 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,323 According to records, Miss taylor won 493 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,591 A considerable number Of valuable prizes 494 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,360 On a quiz show In hollywood. 495 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,461 To be exact 496 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,231 Prizes having A total value 497 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,632 Of $4,850. 498 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:49,269 And we keep a rather close Check on these things. 499 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,471 I thought it was More than that. 500 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,840 $4,850. 501 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,208 Yes, sir. 502 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,444 Some taxable As ordinary income. 503 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,445 Taxable? 504 00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,712 That's correct. 505 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,282 But they gave her Those prizes free. 506 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:06,119 Exactly. And they're considered A cash flow to the recipient 507 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,454 And, by the same token 508 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,656 An allowable deduction To the donor. 509 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,525 But the tax Could amount to... 510 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,195 Over $1,000. 511 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,797 Oh, yes, definitely. 512 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,433 You seem to enjoy Your work. 513 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,370 I love my work, Mr. Taylor. 514 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,572 Based on your Other income 515 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:32,379 The tax on these prizes Is $1,138.72. 516 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,314 [ whistles ] 517 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,817 Mm, miss agnes. 518 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:44,257 $1,138.72. 519 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,326 Go away, floyd! 520 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,461 I'm getting all the dope. Tell you later! 521 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,862 Goober! 522 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,731 I'll just leave These figures with you 523 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,466 And we'll be In touch. 524 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,268 I look forward To seeing you. 525 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,536 Thank you. 526 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,405 I paid my tax already. Every penny of it. 527 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,406 I know. Yes, sir. 528 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,740 Well, goodbye. 529 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,481 Andy, what are you Going to tell aunt bee? 530 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,817 I wish I knew. I wish I knew. 531 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,253 Well-- Don't you tell her! 532 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:17,324 Well, of course, clara, If you're not feeling well. 533 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,827 Oh, no, it's just that I wanted you girls to see 534 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,563 How the dishwasher Actually worked. 535 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,898 Oh, no, if you're not feeling Up to it. 536 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,835 Yes, of course, some other time. 537 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,570 Bye, clara. 538 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,588 [ door opens ] 539 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,961 Don't forget to save me a piece Of lemon cake, aunt bee. 540 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,729 We won't have To worry about that. 541 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,331 There'll be plenty. 542 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,333 I thought you were having A lot of company over. 543 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,834 So did I, but... 544 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,605 Funny thing-- Nobody can come. Why not? 545 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:09,442 Well, some of them remembered Important engagements 546 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:14,747 And clara's sick and so is myra And dorothy and jenny. 547 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:19,919 That's funny, they looked All right when I saw them. 548 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,455 Well, must be an epidemic. 549 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,591 Well, don't be late For supper. 550 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,759 I won't, aunt bee. Bye. 551 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,007 I don't know how I'm going to tell her. 552 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,576 It's certainly going To be a blow to her 553 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,578 The way she treasures All those things. 554 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:46,979 Yeah, I know. 555 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,416 I've tried for two days To figure it out 556 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,650 And it all comes down 557 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,285 To the tax has Got to be paid 558 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,487 And I just don't have That kind of money. 559 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:59,359 You're going to just have To tell her sooner or later. 560 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,495 Well, I guess it Might as well be now. 561 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,796 Come in with me. 562 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,898 Keep the smelling Salts handy. 563 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,525 Uh, aunt bee. 564 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,428 Yes? 565 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,863 Oh, hello, helen. 566 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,765 How nice to see you. 567 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,367 Hello, aunt bee. 568 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,834 Why, what's wrong? 569 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,804 Maybe you better Just sit down, hmm? 570 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,774 You know those Prizes that you won? 571 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,775 Yes. 572 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,843 Well, I found out Something 573 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,445 A couple days ago 574 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,981 And I've been trying To figure a way to tell you. 575 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:57,784 Well, I guess I'll have To tell you sometime. 576 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,653 Those, uh... 577 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,989 Those prizes are taxable. 578 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,625 Oh, that. Yes, I know. 579 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,993 Did goober tell you? 580 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,061 No, goober didn't tell me. 581 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,865 Goober told floyd, floyd told Warren, warren told judd 582 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,000 And judd told me. 583 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,569 The mayberry telegraph. 584 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:20,106 Did they also tell you The tax is over $1,100? 585 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:22,742 Yes, but that's nothing To be concerned about. 586 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,777 Nothing to be concerned about? 587 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:25,812 No. 588 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:26,879 Come along. 589 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,481 I'll show you. 590 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:39,091 Andy: Well, where is everything? 591 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,627 I sold them. 592 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,896 Everything except The tv set 593 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,866 And my garbage disposal. 594 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,037 Oh, aunt bee, The mink coat, too? 595 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,605 Mm-hmm, to weavers. 596 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,641 He said he could Dispose of it 597 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,175 With no trouble at all. 598 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,177 I don't understand, Aunt bee. 599 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,947 Well, now we have enough money To pay the tax 600 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,651 And enough to take another trip One of these days... On me. 601 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,886 But all those things Meant so much to you. 602 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,889 Yes, it did for a while. 603 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,190 For a while? 604 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,861 Yes. And I'll tell you Something. 605 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,196 I planned a luncheon For tomorrow 606 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,065 And everybody's accepted. 607 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,634 I guess that makes sense. I don't know. 608 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:22,835 Oh, I think it does. 609 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,937 'course, with all these Appliances gone 610 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,874 We're going to have to do A lot more work around here. 611 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,676 Oh, not much. 612 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,544 We're going To have to go back 613 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,813 To making our own Ice cubes and everything. 614 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:42,455 [ humming ] 615 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:46,025 Well, now, that takes care Of the dishes. 616 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:49,228 How's it feel Doing them by hand again? 617 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,864 Fine. It never really was A problem. 618 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,900 Don't you miss Any of those things? 619 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,168 No, not really. 620 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,170 Well, what about The fur coat? 621 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,107 You know, the girls were right. It was awfully heavy. 622 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,875 Every time I took it off, 623 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,077 I had to sit down For five minutes. 624 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,613 [ doorbell rings ] 625 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:07,847 Come in! 626 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,618 Bee! 627 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:12,785 Clara. 628 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,087 I bought your coat From weavers. 629 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,023 I'm paying for it On time. 630 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,258 Isn't it fabulous On me? 631 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,494 Oh, and the quality! 632 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:24,731 I've never owned anything So exquisite in my life. 633 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,265 And you know Something else? 634 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,834 It weighs nothing! 635 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,969 It's as light As a feather. 636 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,513 [ whistling sprightly tune ]